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elven10
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
Brain games and funnies!
this is fun AND weird.....enjoy....a friend sent me this and I thought this would be fun to put on the forum.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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jpisaak
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
Re: Brain Games
WOW!!!!!
Thats COOL!!!
learn something new every day!!!
thanks for sharing!!
~J~
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jen
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
Re: Brain Games
I rlaely lkie taht one, it mkeas you sotp and tinhk and aytnihng taht deos taht in my bokos msut be gerat!
Tahkns for taht one Eveln :)
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elven10
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
Re: Brain Games
LOL.....(I dont think I can do "that" with LOL... :D)
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Anju
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
Re: Brain Games
well when i read stuff like that i really dont have to think most of the words just come to me , so basically its easy 4 me ;D
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blktygress
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8/2/2008 5:39:48 AM
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Life just get wierder everyday lol
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Karysinwonderland
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8/2/2008 5:39:49 AM
Re: Brain Games
Loress, what I want to know is how long it took you to write that... lol
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jen
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8/2/2008 5:39:49 AM
Friday Funnies!
I'll start!
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every
morning
she would plead with him to stop letting rip because it was making
her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly
natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he
would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to let rip each morning!
Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and
he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where
her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl
of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip
as she asked him what was the matter. He said," Honey, you were right."
"All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out,
and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline,
and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
;D ;D ;D
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Karysinwonderland
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8/2/2008 5:39:49 AM
Re: Friday Funnies!
Oh thats bad... lol. I'm covering my eyes in shame at how much I'm laughing though.. that really is bad..lol
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jpisaak
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8/2/2008 5:39:49 AM
Re: Friday Funnies!
LOL!!!!!
that is so funny!!!
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